dootzy:

this video will make your day better

omggg, .

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

Julie Andrews accepting the Oscar for Best Actress for her performance in Mary Poppins (1965) [x]

~ 571,703 plays

neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

i had to give my cat a bath because he got sprayed by a skunk last night. he did not like it.

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana Stand is Going On Tour

To promote the upcoming season premiere of Arrested Development on May 26th, Netflix has launched a pop-up shop tour of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand, which will serve up real frozen bananas and photo ops with cast members in various locations across Great Britain and the United States, starting with London (as seen in the picture) this week and a few more pit stops in New York and Los Angeles in the following week. Is there any money in it? Perhaps you should find out!

 

omg, .

illuminatinthebathtub:

greatspookybutt:

spookykoden:

aspooktacularjane:

she wears short skirts, i’m a suit of armor, she’s cheer captain and i’m still a suit of armor

JESUS

FUCK. I AM DONE.

INTERNET IS OVER.

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