cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

i’m trying to learn how to swallow pills. yeppp. i’m an adult alright.

~ 937,615 plays

candiedhanji:

*war flASHBACKS*

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

cacnea:

ash never thinks

180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

isei-silva:

hamsterloki:

babygoatsandfriends:

ifoughtsohard:

As you may or may not know, I was gone on Saturday to visit my aunt and her baby goats.

It’s too cold for them outside so we set up a play pen for them in the living room. We had just put them in and they were a little nervous.

Holy FUCK its a symphony of BEEEHs and MEEEEHS

OH GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

oh look draenei kindergarten

seerofsarcasm:

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL